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Man vs Enema / No Sparky

by Malty Media

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Man vs Enema 04:04
I'm on a raft in the Pacific Ocean I've collected some fresh water But it's full of bird droppings And it's rancid. But - there is a way of using it To gain life giving fluids But only as a last resort. I'm going to give myself... an enema. I'm going to give myself... an enema. But only as a last resort. I'm not expecting to be particularly pleasant But there are stories of this saving people's lives. There was one particular family who was stranded in a life raft And all this water had gathered in the bottom of it But they'd been feeding off turtles and it was mixed with turtle blood And it had gone foetid And the only way they managed to stay hydrated Was by using that water and giving themselves an enema The Robertson family survived 30 days adrift Because they were willing to do anything to stay alive The mother was a nurse and knew that the colon Can absorb fluid By performing an enema, you bypass the gag reflex Rehydrating your body without the risk of vomiting And once it's in, I guess all you can do is lie back and think of England! Arrggghh! I guess all you can do is lie back and think of England! I'm on a raft in the Pacific Ocean As the sun drops, I face my next challenge.
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No Sparky 03:22

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released November 4, 2012

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